ME: Abby, want this grape? (last one)
A: I don’t need it, but thanks anyway.
A: I need a tookey sandwich (pulling open the refrigerator door – and removing Poppa’s balogna) Now… I need mustard.
ME: Abby, try these scalloped potatoes – you like potatoes.
A: I really don’t want to try something if it might be yucky.
A: I need some glue, Nana. I need some glue to make my crafts.
A: Nana, you’re so cute I wanna wear you like a suit. (followed by a high pitched scream/laugh.
She is only 2 and 1/2!! Talks like a 4 year old.
A lot.
And by a lot, I mean constantly.
Like, all of the time.